A Celebrity Laden Post

"If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well, this isn’t too bad. I don’t have my left arm anymore, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether I am right-handed or left-handed,” but most of us would say something more along the lines of “Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!" - Lemony Snicket

I think I've downed enough caffeinated products this week to down a hippo. And not just an ordinary hippo. A hungry hippo. 0.o Dum Dum Dum

Anyway, here's a post on beauty. When One thinks beauty, one naturally thinks women, and when when one naturally thinks beauty in women, one thinks something like this

Or this.
But what about men. Why isnt there a definition for beauty/ or in this case, suaveness for men? Sure the norms are always named like Johnny Depp. Thats one, But what is the defining image of suaveness? I think its this

or this

or this.

Thus Johnny Depp. Haha

/discuss.

Lark Mark Dark Fark Shark Bark Swak

Peanut butter, motherfucker

"We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in sixth grade. Her name was Missy; we talked about horses. The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably. They all count. But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to feel like. These are the most important people in your life, and you’ll meet maybe four or five of these people over the span of 80 years. But there’s still one more tier to all this; there is always one person you love who becomes that definition. It usually happens retrospectively, but it happens eventually. This is the person who unknowingly sets the template for what you will always love about other people, even if some of these loveable qualities are self-destructive and unreasonable. The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different than anyone else, and they’re often just the person you happen to meet the first time you really, really, want to love someone. But that person still wins. They win, and you lose. Because for the rest of your life, they will control how you feel about everyone else."
— Chuck Klosterman (via unicornology) (via capricious) (via sleepanddream) (via jennyjennjen)

It's ironic how you lose in order not to lose.

Sorry For the Slow Blog Week

"You’re a unique individual. However, your troubles are universal. Flights are delayed, pets pass away, and people get dumped. (Ugh those things suck so hard; thinking about them makes me teary.) Life is not fair, you know this, and everybody feels it. That being said, rest assured that your personal pain is no more painful than that of the person next door. We’re all in this together. We’ll help each other when we can and we’ll suck it up when we have to. We’re equals, peers, lucky enough to be part of a community.

Today remind yourself: I’m special, but I don’t expect special treatment."
-(via unicornology)(via playnice)

I'm special. But I dont expect special treatment. although occasionally would be good. like how i make someone's day, i wake up everyday hoping someone will make mine. haha. so corny. but true.

Sorry for the slow blog week.I've been so caught up between the hospital and home it exhausts you to a point of not wanting to do anything else anymore.Cruddity Boppity Bop. Its times like these when you thank God for your mates. But in OTHER NEWS, SCHOOL ENDS IN A WEEK! or classes ends in a week, its 3 more weeks till school ends. But ah well.And I need to buy a book and start reading again.

Thanks for the tags:

Dan: you're be called Daniel The Flannel.

Amber: I concur!

Stranger: Uh, my blog is an ISFP. While i'm a INFP. so I don't know if thats good or bad. Or does it even count, cause rooshdee says it's rigged.haha

Td: I'm gonna smack you. then I'm gonna tie you up and use you to ollie. Uh. like, skate. hahaha

Tpt: he isn't lame la. he is just..humourly challenged.

Glenn: 19.

Ben: Hey Ben! how's life?

Chrislynn: So it's like a university with a longboarding community. SOoo ccooll. I found a couple of the songs..nice! I'm looking for the rest now.thank youu.:D

Ms N: Shh. Dont let the secret out la. haha :p suggestions for drawings?

Nat: I like it too:D Eh quick finish whatever you gotta do, lets go. you know. that. with 4 people . and loud speakers. then after that, thattt thing with 2 people and the park? HAHA. does it sound mysterious enough?

Nick: o.o o.o o.o HAHA. YOU"RE TAGGING! AWESOME! haha. hello.

Untitled.

"We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years. "
— George Carlin (via unicornology) (via kari-shma) (via babybitch) (via soupsoup) (via buyhercandy)

Anyway, I drew Newton Faulkner while trying to do my stupid article.

Star Spangled Underpants Of Life Giving Properties.

"Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.
“I don’t know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.
— Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
( via unicornology) (via jessicachu) (via sailingonthesea)

I AM SO BORED RIGHT NOW. But I am just saying that in capslock to prove my point. I have work to do, but I'm letting my procrastinating jeans/genes kick in, so I'm sitting here, thinking of food, and getting absolutely nothing done except using the oxygen up in my room.

Achievement Unlocked: Time Waster.

Anyway, people say that the friends you hang with can tell others what sort of person you are. And your social circle is like your superheroes team. You've got your dark brooding batman, every righteous pain in the bum superman, and green lantern with his nifty gadgets. Of course there's also the looker, wonder woman.Ahwooga. So what superhero are you?

And I found out the (rather glaring) difference between design and art. Design is you being paid to make something eye catching but simple enough for the masses to appreciate. Art is not getting paid to tell the world " f*ck you. I think this is nice, and you'll like it" I like art.

Achievement Unlocked: Finished Post.

Thanks for the Tags:

Rooshdee:DONT DESTROY MY FRAGILE FANTASY OF A PERSONALITY FORTELLING MACHINATION DAMMIT! hahaha

Chrislynn: Coool. Uni. Thats fast eh? ahah. Long boarding! I heard going down hills on those things are extremely fun. Have you tried it?

Rev: Ah, complicated is simple in a difficult way. haha

Tpt:Even if you could discuss, Like you would like that. :P

Glenn: You're my age tmr. you sure you wanna be saying that? AHAH

Daniel: No, I should be asking you for one. can go hong kong all. tisk.

Td: Nice song, like meeeeee??? hahahaha