The Bimbo Edition

So I've been thinking about something radical and different to write about. Something away from my normal ramble. Then I realized half the people reading this blog wont be too bothered about me inducing 3 cups of caffeine today to make up for my caffeine deficit the past week.But I just told you still anyway.

Still, I decided on a "how to tell what bimbo that one is" ramble. I think last year or so i came up with a 4 diff type of gansters one. yeah. this one is roughly the same.

So in all my years, and mind you, years is quite long. i was there when they launched the first few SBS aircon double deck buses.I have realized that there are 4 different types of bimbos. And they are as follows.

The Wannabe - This group consist of people whom actually have some matter between their ears. But obviously not enough, because they think that by acting as one(bimbo), they'll be with the cool crowd. and the term cool is not used loosly here. As groups of bimbo's generate far less heat then a normal human as thinking isn't one of the few core processes of everyday life, you'll find groups of them would be called a "cool" crowd. And these wannabe's want in.

The Semi Bimbo - This group is like a those custard puffs. You know custard buffs? They look pretty fu*king solid. they feel pretty solid. but when you bite into it, all you get is yellow, soft filling. Now what I mean by custard puffs is this. From a distance, you cannot tell this people are pretty much zombies. they will tell you who the president is, how broths are made, and what the most popular song is with ease. But upon closer examination and long term exposure to such individuals, you will find. they are pretty much 50% into the bimbo zone. These people have hung too much with the zombies and are becoming one of them. Now do not, for a moment, think them not lethal. Because they act so much like regular people, but they'll slowly make u succumb.

Himbos - This group is new. Its the male version. Metrosexuality at its finest. They can be skinny, they can be fat, they can be beefy. They come in all shapes and sizes. But how do you tell one apart from the crowd is the flawless skin, the loud shrieks that be their voices and the questions they ask. I haven't had much exposure to these males as it's not very healthy, but you'll know.

The Bona Fide Article - These are the bimbos. They are cool(refer to wannabe), they are loud, and they travel like canned- beer. Why like beer? seldom do you buy one can. you buy a 6 pack. yeap. these are them. You cant really say much about them. they can't really say much about anything. but what they can do is yak. not the animal. But talk. and talk and talk. about the most mind-numbing things on earth, or about the resident geek, whom ironically would have more grey matter to share between 10 groups of them. Again beware of these, once they get their claws into you. they gonna sink in like dracula on crack.