Monday, February 16, 2009

Have you ever been drained? No? Guttered? No? Sewered?


"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for? We need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us."— Franz Kafka (via unicornology)(via finallyseeing) (via lavenderlines)

I have just realized that a comedian's job is very simple.You go on stage, share your experiences, and your views on issues. In a lighthearted way. I would say something funny to accompany that, but my brain is on snooze. Anyway, Hz put up "Ways to destroy earth" on his blog. looks pretty complicated. I think we should all just leave our blenders on. Eventually, something will spoil, something will fly, someone will die, and the blender comapnies get sued. then they recall all blenders as it is deemed to dangerous, and gives them a safer substitute. But we as men, we dont want safe substitutes, we want sharp manly things that can cut, shear and do just about anything except lay an egg. So thus chaos ensues, and in the turmoil, go to the north pole, build a big igloo, call it your palace, and rule the peaceful melting ice bergs. See the point? In a world of anarchy, he who rules the peace rules the world. Heh

Anyway. I finally got a doodle up. didnt have my laptop with me, so it isnt digitally remastered.
The title is "they thought three was enough".well.they were OBVOIUSLY WRONG.

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