So, as most can tell from the glaring brightness of the white, I have changed my template. And I hope you, my very important reader, likes it. Well I like it. And i seem to be at my blog alot, so technically I am a reader too. yes? So i like it. heh.
Anyway, I tried using my pictures, then transfering them to photoshop,illustrator and what not, and i get a more finished look. And i like it. even tho it takes a bucket load of trouble and a loadful of frogs. So, to all the ladies who read my blog, here is a lil guide about guys.
Why Men Are Happier Beings
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
- Unicornology
Picture Of the day: "I am a blacksmith, and words are my craft" colors abit gawdy tho.haha
Anyway, I tried using my pictures, then transfering them to photoshop,illustrator and what not, and i get a more finished look. And i like it. even tho it takes a bucket load of trouble and a loadful of frogs. So, to all the ladies who read my blog, here is a lil guide about guys.
Why Men Are Happier Beings
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
- Unicornology
Picture Of the day: "I am a blacksmith, and words are my craft" colors abit gawdy tho.haha
Thanks For The Tags:
Tpt: Thanks Ah.thanks.haha
Wolfgang: captain america is stoopid.Lol. And you flood me.i'll merpanda you. ROAR
Tab: You'll NEVER catch me dead saying that.haha.
Yinghao: I see a girl in a van. a van with a ladder, and you going hyper.LOOOL:P
Rev:spanks Reveveveveveveveveve.enough ve's yet?
Rooshdee: ANYONE who wears a virginity ring to apparently claim virginity but is actually using it to bring sexuality back into their marketing ploy cause Sex(and any subject pertaining to it) does sell, is not worth my time.ahhaha. powerpuff girl signing out.HAHAHA.
Daniel:nice layout.Lol
Glenn: china gonna getcha. u kill pandas.
Tim: hello Tim.I'm not the pokemon. I cant slime people. and i do not fit in a pokeball.haha
Rev: YOU AGAIN? haha.its ok la.Anytime:) and thankss
Amber: Mei Hui is a perfectly good link.why change? aha.thanks!
Amber: Mei Hui is a perfectly good link.why change? aha.thanks!
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