A Pictureless Post

20 Things to do before school begins in a week:

1.Skate
2.Pretend to study in prep for school
3.Build a spacecraft
4.Skate more
5.Get Lace owed to me from Sam
6.Finish Supernatural
7.Finish Csi
8.Beat Alfred at cabal
9.Grow some hair
10.Skate more
11.Contradict Darwin's theory
12.Clean the frying pan
13.Apply to the skysurfing club
14.Build a laser on the moon
15.Do A random dance somewhere random
16.relearn my ollie without killing my shoes
17.skate more
18.Vandalise room wall
19.stop sleeping 12 hours a day
20.check if laptop is still working.

21. town catching? anyone? I'm serious.

"What one has in abundance, one yearns for the least."

Shout out

It seems the latest buzz is that there was a short spurt of snow in Ang Mo Kio and a couple of other areas.The size of the flakes were the size of 5cents to 20 cents. Personally, I like snow, but to hear it happened in Singapore, a tropical island. It could signify a couple of things only.Either its one of the freak weather things that happen once in 8 gajillion yers, or global warming is finally giving us a smack. A.k.a We're

Zaboomafoo

So the month is ending, my shoes are dying, I still cant ollie properly and the hols are going to be over. Oh how I weep.

Anyway, to my previous entries about snakes, some catholics had some issues with it. But let me state my stand. The snakes didnt choose to be evil, it is the people who saw it, people who couldnt understand why it was crawling on its belly and had no limbs, and thus thought it was demonic. After all, dont we attribute everything that we dont know but scares us as evil.Then again, I like evil. evil people are innovative, while good guys..they put the B in boring.

And I dont really feel like blogging today, so forgive me for the lack of substance in this post. nothing much to rant about, but I cant let my blog die, so here I am. I've posted a couple of extra pictures as an extra tho.

Drawing of the day Psychedelic colors.

And the bottom picture is to this question. How did blackmail come about.Did people send black envelopes when they had dirt on other people. thus Black Mail. *shrugs* Random thought : who wants to be my shoe sponsor?

Song on itune: My,My,My

A Red Sky At Night Means Sleeping Till 7pm The Next Day

Its dark and its gloomy and I've got big ass holes in my beloved red shoe. My fallen™ shoe has fallen.

Anyway, today I was reading the papers(not sure if its todays or ytds or Sats edition) but there was this article on these men called scar seeekers.They embed ball bearings and star shaped (keychains i presume) into their skin for..I dont know one..Altho I can place a bet that half of them love Arnie in all his terminator nakedness.If you get my gist.But anyway, I mean, Tatoos, I can undertstand. But inserting metal into your skin. and calling yourself SCAR SEEKERS?
Gents, if you want to "seek" scars, GET A SPORT! *rolls eyes*

On a second note, I have come to realize that I think the snake is one of the most hotly debated creatures on whether it is good or evil. Christians believe them evil, cause it told adam and eve to get some clothes ( I personally think thats evil too, I mean, what happened to all natural?) The chinese believe them part of the zodiac, and tho I'm not well versed in chinese mythology, but I can tell you no one puts evil animals on the zodiac.E.g."Hi, I'm born in the year of the snake, you?" "Oh hey, I'm born in the year of darth vader" see? makes no sense. The aborigines, natives of down under, said the snake to be strong and persistent and takes every of its shedding as its way of shedding of past preconceptions and starting out as a whole new being. From all that, I assume they mean to say it's good. And lastly, the norse thought the snake evil, as when the midgard serpant swallowed the sun, that would signal reganarok. And before I finish killing everyones brain cells with this influx, pray tell, if the snake is evil, then why did God create it? AHA!

Ok, anyway, first pic is about the scar seekers. Second pic, is random.

Random Thought: School starts in 2 weeks or so.

Song on itune: True

Down By the Broken Tree House

I have come to realize over this past year that the chances of finding someone,regardless of gender, to grab the earliest train to board all day or the latest train to board all night is but a daylight fantasy.However, I have also come to realize that many of my friends have been backing me in what i've been doing by just coming along for my shred sessions and just sit on hours on end with nothing or almost nothing to do just so that I have company.I greatly appreciate it, and thank you.

Plus as usual, Ngee ann was a b*tch in class posting.I 've never hated school till I entered Np.Frig.

Ok.Anyway , today I shall do the 10 things list.Sam gave me an S so i can talk about skateboarding, bless her soul.So here goes.

Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. Afterward, post this in your journal and give out some letters of your own.

Skateboarding. duh.It is like the reason one should love life.Skateboarding.Now I dare say I'm not the best.I can learn anything pretty quick, but skateboarding I suck tomatoes, cause my motoring skills suck, but it still is fun.Like I have learn" If you fall, that means you're doing it right" I also think it's God's answer to anger issues.All that exercise and pain and sugar rushes give you enough endorphins to drown a whale.

Surfboarding.Now once I am adept enough at dodging people and wrecking pavements, I want to go for the next level.riding waves and dodging great whites.Now which sun loving aussie wouldn't love that.*Grin*

Songstress Alicia Keys. I swear she is an angel.And I swear everyone is sick of me talking about her.HAHA

(P)sychedelic Funk. Now I know it starts with a P, but it has an S sound.And which group does the best psychedelic funk ever, Red Hot chili Peppers. And its like a plus that Anthony kiedis skateboards.Muaha

Snacking. Despite my slim frame, I am constantly in a state of hunger, and thus, what better way to solve it then do massive binge eating.plus it is a good hobby.

Singing(in the bathroom).Not only does it help you realise your pent up creativity, it sounds extremely good due to the echoes and the small space.Plus it is good payback to the neighbours for playing the )(&*%&*^%&* piano at nine on sat mornings.

Sipping Coffee.Now imagine this. A nice steaming cup of coffee that has a whiff of caramel, you sitting with your friend or a good book,the sky emptying the Ganges river outside the cafe, and smooth nice jazz playing in the background.pray tell, who doesn't like that?

Sneaking Off. Dont all of us wish at one point or another in the year where you could grab your bag, your skateboard and just fly off to some city where no one knows you for a short duration?

Subscriptions(comics). Yes, I look forward every month to the day when I get in my email the notice that my subscriptions are here. Literary dope , it is.

Stopping.YES! I like to stop what i'm doing once in awhile to appreciate the bird the bees and the apple tress, or that hottie which walked by, which walks by first. Then again, birds, bees and apple trees dont walk.Hmm.

Swerving Off topic.Yes. when someone asks me 1+1, I will tell them the history of Herodotus, when someone ask where is the latrine, I will tell them the time of the day...in London. I love swerving off topic. Like how I'm pretty sure 5 of the 10 things listed is pretty much off topic. But hey, they called leonardo da vinci madd to.

Picture of the day. The Bird Of Happiness(you can see why its happy)

Random Thought: Rancid. *shrugs*

Song on itune:Make You Feel Better

Shout out: apologies for seldom replying C box comments.They are appreciated, but I don't wanna reply and spam my name on the c box.It may seem slightly narcissistic.MUHAHAHA

E is for Euphoria, Elvis and Echindas

"Beautiful Catastrophe someone once called it" thats the beginning line for the show New Amsterdam. Looks promising, so I shall continue to watch beyond the first line.

Anyway, today I wish to talk about the sith.For star war fans,siths are well, you know who they are.For those who aren't star war fans, siths are the baddies, the darth mauls with their double bladed sabers and the darth vaders that have radios pasted to their chest.I swear, his chest is like a radio,telephone and tissue dispenser all in one."Luke*pfff* I am your*pfff* hold on, call coming in"So anyway, it just hit me, but that day at escape(scroll back a couple of a couple of posts) I was telling Ben how I do get violent tendencies but I dont blow up, I keep it all, and well, what I mean is when I am riled, I say nasty stuff that often utterly obliterates the relationship, so dont hope to see the day I'm riled. and he said " well, what did george lucas say..uhm..Only the sith deal in extremes" well, from a star wars fan point of view aka mine, its so sad he can recall that line when I cant.But then If you look at it, what is wrong with being a sith. better fashion sense(all black) nice lightsabers(no gay color like pink) cooler powers( when did you see luke skywalker use lightning) and they have lackeys( would you want to get your own coffee?)
Anyway on a less star warzy note, i think everyone should act like a sith. deal in extremes. When you play, play your hardest. when you work, well, dont. when you have a passion , put everything youu have in it. I mean whats the point of holding back that lil bit when going all the way is so much more fun?

Picture of the day.well.siths ARE cooler. the second one is a bonus as I missed a pic in the last post.:D

Random thought: We all live in a yellow submarine

Song on itune: Bicycle song

When green grass and yellow fever collide

Ok, James took a Gajamillion pictures, but they are all the size of Manhattan so he only sent me a couple now so I can satisfy my thirst to post.

So I shall tell a story.

First, we went to Vivo to eat, and as by the picture, you can see we obviously went by truck.


then, I prayed.HAHA.Samad was telling us how he was the fittest in his squad, so I had to pay reverance.

then Wei Qiang got buried, and turned into the mummy, and got tau poked.

Then, James found out his camera had some funky effects.

Finally,we went to vivo for lunch and to continue elsewhere, with legs of jelly and sand scraped backs




The End.

This video is titled " The Cannonballs and A Lagger" no prize for guessing the lagger.
(warning: you gotta right click , click settings, and increase the space cause its a big-ass vid)

Wearing A Mask That Smells Of Troll

As I type this post, I have come to realize that I cannot feel the bottom half of my body. 0.0

So today, after being inspiration-less for the pass 4 gloomy wet days, the sun is out, I can board, I am happy, and I have inspiration from the extra oxygen intake due to the sudden influx of excercise.MUHAHA. Now try saying that really fast..MUAHAHA..

Ok, today, I shall talk about the Weather..The weather Sucks.
The End.

Please stop taking plastics bags you dont use, Please stop using a car, boycott the car industry, USE RICKSHAWS! Please stop leaving your lights on, Please dont use the aircon at night(wimps),Please eat more vegetables(how this concerns it all, I know not) and lastly, please read more books(More books to read+ reading them+staying at home= Less shopping + less plastic bags use + More oxygen in town for Mark to breathe) and it saves the enviroment too.

ANYWAY, today, as I was boarding with my friend, and we waited at the traffic light, I asked my friend" is my hair messy?" now for those who know me, that is a redundant question, but hey, Kate Beckinsale may walk by.SO he looked at me, and said " you're hair is always messy, and that should be put in the bible" Now for those who DIDNT get his heretical comment, he meant the bible always stays the same.5 yrs ago, Noah was putting animals in, 5 yrs later he still is, and 5 yrs from now he will be.so yes.HAHA.i think it was a brilliant smart-ass comment.

oh yeah, one more thing, while I was very carefully contemplating the meaning of life and all of its wonders/stoning ,i came up with the conclusion on how to make the most of out life.Everyone aspires to make sense, and everyone eventually will.THE KEY..IS THEREFORE, NOT TO MAKE SENSE! Now who wants to share ogre cake and dance like a psychodelic balloon?

Picture(s) of the day, thats what i do when I rest and have alot of water to spare.and the drawing is a depiction of the nicest one of them.


Random thought:

Song On itune: Last Request

Random Pictures

This probably doesnt concern anyone, but due to the rather wet weather I was forced to stay at home and just read, play Fable and stuff myself with whatever I havent already cleared out from the fridge.. And it was jolly fun. Ok, heres the random pics as promised.Enjoi™

A Quick Quip

I've come to realise that almost everyday I have some thought that I wish to post, but they're normally short, so I dont bother.Today it's short too.Haha, but I feel like typing.or rambling, whatever you wish to call it.

Today I saw Dave navarro's poster at yamaha. He is the guitarist for Red Hot Chili Peppers for their One Hot Minute album. He still looks a tad faggoty, but very very cool nonetheless.Anyway,I'm reading the part of Anthony's biography where he goes to rehad for the 800th time and this time he is told to put all the time he relapsed into drugs in the past 8 years onto paper.While doing this, people point out to him that everytime he does so is when he ends a relationship that meant alot of something of that emotional equivalent. If you look at it, you start to realise everyone has their way of recovering from shit,no? For me , its normally to be very happy for a while, then hate the world and bury myself in books and metal.Of course the most recent episode was the one that topped it all, cause I had a skateboard by then. Bombed the steepest hill I've ever seen just for the kicks, and got slammed like a paper doll.-.- I guess what I mean from all that is that everyone is allowed that lil venting of sadness or blah blah, but once it is over,be it a month, 6 mths or a year later, you gotta get back up and Enjoi again. correct?

and one thing Td told me that day thats been nagging to be posted.He said that before Sms's and Msn, people went out more, in a way "forced" to know each other thru interaction and such. But now everyone is holed at home, posted blog entries about lightning slugs and all.isn't it true?

Now did I sound too serious?(and I think this post has many questions, no? haha)

Picture of the day. Totally random doodle I did awhile back. its like a Lightning slug.*Shrugs* Anyones guess is as good as mine.

Random thought: Tmr shall be random photos day

Song On itune: Nada

A Random Post.

I do not know if I can do this, Blake.
I do not know if I can survive this.

I do not know the consequences,

whatever and whoever may be summoned forth..

whether I live or die in the effort.

I know only that I must try.
If I should fall,find Sif.
Tell her I love her.
Tell her that I fell loving her,
above all risk, all danger, all consequence.

Tell her goodbye.

-Thor(issue #6)

So tell me, who said comics only concern pictures?

To Swim Like A Seagull and Breathe Like a Hippo

It has been a long while since I last blogged.To me at least.Anyway, it's been raining cats and cows as of late(aka no boarding), and I'm really starting to like talking in an Australian accent to irritate my folks. Woo.

Ok.Since my blog has taken a hiatus, I will not be lazy and will actually talk about something today.Today I shall talk about....Standards. In life, we have standards; ranging from the food we eat, whether we eat it off the floor, to the shows we watch, or even something as simple as the way we write.How is that so? well, Our standards allow us to determine whether the writing is neat or nasty, curly or wurly no? And I have come to see that many of us have learned this trait called "Reducing standards" Its true really, when we were young, there werent such things as obstacles or things like insanity, so aspiring to be an astronaut, or wanting to be Marlbolo Man™.But yet as we grow older, we start to debate the feasibility of these goals and start to think it impossible. so from astronaut to shuttle technician to pilot to operator to check in counter assistant to finally the guy who pushes the trolley.Maybe it doesnt make sense to you now, and you go " no, i just change my goals according to how I change my perception and how Ichange my perception is how I see I can be big in reality" after reading this.But lemme ask you, isnt reality what you make of it? So tell me, what other dreams have you brought down for the sake of reality?

Of course as a disclaimer, and a reminder for those who do keep their dreams(standards[yes, i'm being vague]) you gotta remember between you at this point and you getting that dream job, dream car, dream skatepark or whatever; there is still life to enjoy.Cause you see, if you screw everyday away waiting for that thing, and when it finally comes and you look back and realise you've wasted all that lovely time waiting instead of having fun, would you be happy?

Congrats to Td and Wq on being the first two buttheads to finally meet my mum.Hahaha.yes, you are the first two.

Oh yeah, Change of song.Its called "Tell Laura I Love Her".Its a bittersweet tragdy of an oldie if ya ask me. enjoi™

Random Thought: Fable is like the uber doooober coolest game for the week

Song on itune: Hold me

Note for the masses : Husain basking at wheelock at 5 tmr.Go see.

Peter Piper Piped A Peck Of Pickled Weed

Today i went to the temple with my grams, and it was like those swat teams, we went in, got those lil hong bao things there were giving out for an auspicious year, and left, all while managing to evade the cisco guards and the throngs of people who were held behind the gates with joss sticks.I swear that if every joss stick was replaced with a weapon, we could film Lord Of The Ring 4 : Rise Of the Devotees. Or something like that.

Anyway, today I will talk about gangsters.No.Not those, tattoo clad, cig chewing hardcore gangsters that can slice steel with their hands and crush you with their thumbs.No, I mean the amatuer ones.Those in lime green jeans and are 13 and walk like they got the biggest dongs in the world.In seems that in recent years,I have been hearing from my friends about their encounter with them. and fortunately/unfortunately, they havent picked on me yet.but it seems they are growing bolder.One friend nearly got his head swacked cause he didnt give way for their faggoty bike. while another was disturbed while he was at the arcade.Now verbal taunting I can overlook, but when they start touching..thats way out of line.Pft. Anyway, So today i went past a toilet shop.then I realised that gangsters can be ranked like toilets.

The Normal Old School One.- this one is those at home, you can use it asss many times as u like, flush once, then it will take awhile to reload, but it will flush everything down to kingdom come.This are the real gangsters, they tolerate, then they beat the crap out of you.

The New Age Ones. - These have those lil half flush things.they half flush, no power, must flush again, but they too have the all powerful one time flush all option. they take from their predecessors. So they are rather dangerous too.

The KK One. - Now if any of you have been to kk hospital, you would know their toilets are faggots. you go 5 cm close, it flush. you turn your head, it flushes. you sneeze, it flushes.and the flushes are not powerful at all.tissue can stay there for quite a couple of flushes.These are the typical, I am bad cause I smoke and wear hot pink jeans sort of juveniles these days.they talk alot, flush alot, but nada.No action, unless they swarm you like orcs lah, then thats their forte, strength in numbers.Its Quantity not Quality.

Picture of the day.This is a lil thing I drew for Mel awhile back. She wanted something different, and I was in a rosy mood.so tada! the line is just for me to act cheem.

Random Thought: The person called "stranger" in the C-box is starting to sound like Ms jau.

Song On itune: Fortune Faded

Spoiler: Marvel Zombies is a disappointment

The Spinnng Cycle of Doom

Ok.I know I said in the first post that I will not blog about my life and will solely stick to prattling, but I must must must talk about today. And its my blog, so I put what I want.HA!

Ok.So Today can be titled the most enjoyable day in years. And I do not streatch it.I think its better then when I got my O lvl results or when Founders day was over , or anything like that.BEATS IT ALL!

Today, we went to escape theme park.Now me being the sua ku( Rough translation : live in cave), didnt know escape theme park is not wild wild wet, cause I havent been there.So shorts and slippers and all, I went, and everyone else were in shoes or at least secured slippers.

Ok, I run ahead of myself.Today was the day that we were suppose to have 1E5 gathering. cause that aside from me, everyone else agrees that Sec school is the most bagus! So we were suppose to meet , andd from like a big group, cut to 8, then cut to 5.So yes, 1E5. Dennis, Me,Sheng hao, Darryl and Ben. So we went, and cut the boring part(it drizzled, we went in, it rained, we came out, it drizzled, we went back in) And then we went for the rides. First, we went for the rainbow(this thing which goes in circles high into the air), first time, ok.second time, not much kick. then we tried the viking( which we spammed the whole day) and on the third time just before we left, the girl operating it allowed us to get both ends of the viking so we were doing like vertical swings while Ben screamed like a girl in an attempt to blow my eardrums and I was well..i dunno, pretending not to be fazed .WAHA. and in the middle of the highest swing, Ben ( I swear he is random) Shouts across to the other end of the viking to darryl going " HAHA!DARRYL CENTRE PARTING!" which caused Darryl to fix his hair for the rest of the swinging.HAHA. Then then then, we rode the go cart thing, which was cool, but I was afraid I'll overturn, and everyone else was trying to overtake one another and they nearly Langa-ed the little boy in the other cart. AND THEN, after that, Dennis, Me and Ben went on this insane thing which flips 360 degrees and it was FUNNY!. Ok the first time was classic. we got on, I was screaming my lungs off, Ben was having the thrill of his life, and Dennis throughout the ride was "ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch* and then when the thing did 360 he goes " CHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiB*************** " which is the last thing one normally says on those things, but well, he had the whole support system crushing him.The second time was easier for all of us.Ben was asking "what would happen if I spit" as we went 180 degrees and when we go 360 he takes his hands off and swings them in the air hoping to become pancake.I was doing a littany of curses cause I was pretty convinced the support system would fail and I would die, So i was like " I'm going to F******** die" "Which moron made this machine" and other things like that while screaming and laughing which was ...well..haha..fun? Dennis was,well ..ouching and asking who would make something so insane (which was ironically the part Ben put his hands in the air while upside down).


I feel Like I've ramble-d alot. But I Like.Haha..it wasnt really the rides la, the theme park was shoddy and the rides were miniscule, but it was the company. haha..It was the company that made it so great. Plus I lost my voice.-.-

Ok.I think I've embarrassed myself enough.